Thursday, January 01, 2009

Better Times

Via reader JL, a post on the website Craigslist:

Hi, I am a former millionaire ceo, My company has gone bust due to the economy, I am accustomed to a life of wealth,Always being able to afford anything I want, After Filing for bankruptcy, I have had to downsize my living expenses ,No more lavish Resturants,Gone are the ferrari and Lamborghini, I have been driving an older BMW, Well enough of that, What I'm looking for is a lady that has Class,Her own money,Stable and secure, I am confident that I am on the way back up in the corporate world and will be wealthy again,I didnt lose my business degrees, And still have great earning capability, So I"d like a Lady to love me for me, Not my money, Fall in love now, And then when I'm rich again ,I will never question your true love for me,I' ROMANTIC CHIVALROUS,VERY STRIKINGLY HANDSOME,,,Thanks for reading

10 Comments:

Blogger Jimmy the Saint said...

Dasm!! Deleted already. That stinks. Sounds like he probably got a lot of email on it.

1/01/2009 4:28 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

There isn't enough room in my life for an ego that large.

1/01/2009 5:23 PM  
Anonymous goldhorder said...

....BSer when he was rich...BSer now that he's poor. LOL.

1/01/2009 9:02 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I hope he finds one of those dudes who is pretending that he's a lady.

1/02/2009 12:13 AM  
Blogger Mr. Hedley Bowes said...

Perhaps a refresher course in grammar and punctuation will improve the sap's odds.

1/02/2009 3:40 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I am having a hard time controlling my gag reflex......

1/02/2009 10:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Loser. Stay away ladies. There are better fish in the sea.

1/02/2009 7:15 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Well.... Let's just remember that while it's a useful marketplace, Craigslist is also a magnet for every kind of phisher and fraudster. This listing could just as easily have been written by a Dairy Queen ice cream engineer as a "former millionaire ceo".

Of course, if it **is** a real ad, and some woman is actually dumb enough to bother with it, she's likely to be a bit of a sub-normal golddigger herself, so there'll be a kind of cosmic symmetry to whatever develops.
-- sglover

1/03/2009 1:39 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I think his modesty is what makes him so great.

1/04/2009 9:25 PM  
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