What would desperate people do without some kind souls looking to share the bailout bounty? From the Manhattan "men seeking women" section of Craigslist:
- YOU'RE TOO HOT TO PAY YOUR OWN BILLS!
I'm an investment banker downtown. And I'll be honest with you, I'm not much myself in the looks department. But what I do have is a nearby apartment I'm not using. And a bunch of cash and a couple of credit cards I'm not using either. Rather than go to . . ugh. . .work. . .why don't you use the apartment and cash and credit cards I'm not using? Now, I'm gonna be upfront. This generous offer isn't simply so you can have the privilege of living in my place, spending my money and watching my credit card balances grow. No, I would expect that in exchange for these privileges you will gladly, willingly and enthusiastically fulfill my deepest desires, especially of a sexual nature.
- A Generous Sugar Daddy Type
I'm 34, well educated, and work in the finance industry. I am looking for something "no strings attached", but perhaps mutually beneficial for the both of us. I am attracted to Asian and Caucasian women, but am very open minded in the type of girl I'd like to spoil. Most important to me is that you be between my age or younger, and have a very open minded/fun attitude. In terms of spoiling, I'd love to be generous with the right girl in whatever it is you might need help with, bills, spending money, etc.
- HERE'S WHY I'M THE 1 SUGAR PAPA 4 U!!
-Supremely rsuccessful evp of Fortune 500 Investment Firm
-UES luxury co-op, Berkshire weekend house
-Very intelligent and cultivated
-Beautiful, buxom,sexy, WITH THE PHOTOS TO PROVE IT NO MY SPACE.
-Definitely not a pro
-Well mannered and intelligent
-Sexually Adventurous, not uptight
-Drug and disease free
YOU WILL RECEIVE
-Most generous stipend to be negotiated based upon personal chemistry and availability (I won't insult you by naming a figure. Once again, I ask that you not be a "professional")
-If all goes well, use of nyc dwelling
- Shoes, Shoes, Shoes (Manolos, Choos and Louboutins)
Very successful, charming, confident, handsome, irreverent Investment Banker seeks sophisticated, intelligent, very attractive, fashionable mid-20 to early 30-something with a sincere weakness for high-end designer heels and the like -- for dating (and more) if chemistry ignites. Please be very feminine.
- Wealthy Banker ISO submissive girl
Hello. I am a wealthy investment banker. I seek to be a sugar daddy to fun, young submissive girl who enjoys some of the finer things in life. Is that you? If so, tell me about yourself and send a photo.
- 2 handsome wall street brokers with money to spend
two dynamic Wall Street broker want to enjoy the beginning of Spring. Want to meet 2 asian girls who are fun loving and want to enjoy a fine dinner with drinks. the city will be hot tonight with us. sent a note and lets spend some of our money. we want 2 hot asian girls.
- VGL WM SEEKING ARRANGEMENT
I am a good looking 38 y/o WM. I am 6'0 180lbs. I am a nice, ivy league educated, wall street professional. I am seeking to find a mutually benefical relationship with a nice, personable, educated, WF who is in good shape and in her 20-30s. You will not be disappointed. If this is something that interests you, please tell me a little bit about yourself. thx. Pics for pics...thx
- Looking to Spoil and Pamper
I am a laid back wall street gentlement that would love to spoil and pamper a pretty young lady. I'd treat you like a princess, take you out to resturants, clubs, etc., and fill our nights with stimulating conversation. I wouldn't mind taking care of various financial needs...
- Handsome Hedge Fund Manager Seeks Beautiful Kiki de Montparnasse Type
I am a handsome hedge fund manager who is seeking a beautiful girl to spoil rotten. I don't like to play games or waste time pursuing someone who is not seeking a similar situation. So I find myself turning to Craigslist. So what am I looking for? A beautiful, intelligent young woman who wants to meet a very successful man who can spoil her with shopping trips, days at the best spas, and a very generous monthly allowance. You must be extremely good looking and very feminine for this to work. Does my idea of a decidedly decadent, metropolitan romance spark an interest?