Monday, November 19, 2007

Well, There Goes The Tip

Taxis are relatively safe, but US Govt employees cannot use them. Also note, through personal experience, that taxi drivers will do odd things sometimes. Examples: a driver from Bangladesh was obsessed with Def Leppard Songs and lip synch'd them for the entire ride. On two different occasions with two different drivers, the taxi driver promptly pulled his pants down to his ankles once we started moving and proceeded to fondle himself relentlessly. Yes, this happens.

Post report from Jeddah, Saudi Arabia

6 Comments:

Anonymous Cheryl said...

I think the Def Leppard guy's brother must be driving a cab in Chicago.

11/19/2007 2:57 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Def Leppard eh? We owe an apology to the Saudis.

11/19/2007 9:46 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I think you found the perfect post-presidentail occupation for the bumbass-in-chief, especially the fondling part....

11/19/2007 10:25 PM  
Anonymous Kilfarsnar said...

"...the taxi driver promptly pulled his pants down to his ankles once we started moving and proceeded to fondle himself relentlessly."

Wait... What?

11/20/2007 11:58 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

all the way to the ankles is a bit extreme, I think.

11/20/2007 3:05 PM  
Anonymous George said...

While in New Jersey, you can get a ticket for talking on a cellphone. "Distracted driving" indeed.

11/22/2007 1:34 AM  

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