Wednesday, September 13, 2006

Hot Stock Tip....

Short the stock of any company that makes shaving cream. Don't cover your short for at least the next two years.

9 Comments:

Anonymous lewp said...

"The beard effect", shall we call it, is more than countered by the increased sales due to people surrendering shaving cream at airport security.

I'm buying shaving cream. And toothpaste.

9/13/2006 12:51 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Cover my shorts? You liberals are so kinky!

9/13/2006 9:34 PM  
Anonymous George said...

No No No, y'all don't get it. When al Qaeda takes over, we'll all have to grow beards!

9/13/2006 11:02 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The thing that is still bugging me, even though it makes me a candidate for the tinfoil hat society, is why the current emphasis from W about Osama?

Isn't that just a reminder of how much W has failed?

Unless............ he's been caught already.

It would also kinda/sorta explain the Pakistan/Taliban truce in Waziristan. If the Taliban gave up Osama and agreed to be nice boys, maybe Pakistan, particularly Musharraf, is cool with that because it buys him a lot of love with W.

I know, I know, seems weird. But....

9/13/2006 11:32 PM  
Blogger Jay C said...

What I found really wierd about Gary Weddle's beard vow is how much it makes him look like old Osama. I hope he doesn't decide to wear a turban for Halloween....

9/13/2006 11:48 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Jay C...thanks for that. You just turned a bad morning into a very funny one. I thank you...and so does the dog. Guess I should go apologise for yelling at her. Now if I could just get a couple more hours of sleep...

9/14/2006 6:09 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

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9/16/2006 12:32 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Isn't that just a reminder of how much W has failed?

I presume you feel Simon Weisenthal was a similar "failure" because it took decades to track down some of the most wanted Nazis?

9/21/2006 12:44 AM  
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