Tuesday, November 29, 2005

Fire Him. Now.

From the AP:
More than 2 years into the Iraq war, Donald H. Rumsfeld has decided the enemy are not insurgents.

"This is a group of people who don't merit the word 'insurgency,' I think," Rumsfeld said Tuesday at a Pentagon news conference. He said the thought had come to him suddenly over the Thanksgiving weekend.

"It was an epiphany."

Rumsfeld's comments drew chuckles but had a serious side.

"I think that you can have a legitimate insurgency in a country that has popular support and has a cohesiveness and has a legitimate gripe," he said. "These people don't have a legitimate gripe." Still, he acknowledged that his point may not be supported by the standard definition of 'insurgent.' He promised to look it up.

Webster's New World College Dictionary defines the term "insurgent" as "rising up against established authority."

Even Gen. Peter Pace, the chairman of the Joint Chiefs of Staff, who stood beside Rumsfeld at the news conference, found it impossible to describe the fighting in Iraq without twice using the term 'insurgent.'

After the word slipped out the first time, Pace looked sheepishly at Rumsfeld and quipped apologetically, "I have to use the word 'insurgent' because I can't think of a better word right now."

Without missing a beat, Rumsfeld replied with a wide grin: "Enemies of the legitimate Iraqi government. How's that?"
For months, I've pointed out the word games the White House and Pentagon have been playing with this war. It's simply gone too far. This is not semantics, folks. You can't win unless you know who you're fighting, and you can't fight unless you have civilian support at home. That support is a function of honesty, not a well-worn Thesaurus. These Kremlin circa-1958 word games, mantras and bromides sap public support and contribute to the same doubt about the mission that our leaders decry as "not supporting the troops." This is in addition to the fact that Rumsfeld's simply wrong, both substantively (all you have to do is read the results of this poll to get a quick sense of that) and on the literal definition of "insurgency" which has nothing to do with "legitimate gripes" (as if an invader/occupier's judgment about legitimacy would be in any way valid). For Rumsfeld to try to wish away an overwhelmingly indigenous resistance as if it were no more than a stray neighborhood dog is not only the height of hubris, it's utterly reckless. It also indicates that Rumsfeld lives in the same sort of dangerous bubble as Bush.

For the last year or more, Rumsfeld's obviously had his share of critics, many of whom have called for his resignation. I've been on the fence about that, but no longer. It would be so easy for Bush to generate some much-needed good will for himself by cleaning house and bringing in some new people. If he refuses to do so, then he deserves nothing more than the continued scorn of the nation. If he somehow wakes up from his interminable and inexplicable slumber, the first thing he should do is have an "epiphany" of his own and fire Rumsfeld. Right now, that would be the best way to support the troops.

24 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

of course, the only people that bush fires are the ones who tell the truth, so there's not much chance of rumsfeld turning to his memoirs anytime soon.

but just to demonstrate that this kind of muddled thinking and essential dishonesty isn't limited to the bush administration (much as i wish it were), joe lieberman thinks that we have 27M happy, unified iraqis and 10,000 "terrorists."

which could explain why he's the rpeublican's favorite democrat....

11/29/2005 6:48 PM  
Blogger Nathan said...

amen.

11/29/2005 6:53 PM  
Blogger Spider said...

Bush firing Rumsfield? Or anyone for that matter? Ha! You'd have better odds saying that the Cubs will win a World Series anytime soon!

11/29/2005 7:41 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

spider, with the red sox and the white sox having won the last two world series, i'd say the odds are not only better that the cubs will win a series before bush fires someone for incompetency, they are massively better!

11/29/2005 7:52 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I don't think that Bush deserves to generate any "good will" no matter how he goes about ginning it up. A rise in Bush's poll numbers would be a destructive thing for this country, because it would encourage the Republicans and Liebercrats to continue to support his policies.

We need to rid our government of these people.

Let all these people -- Cheney, Rumsfeld, Gonzales, Bolton, Rice, Hadley, Feith, Rove et al -- be an anchor around his neck, so as to all the much sooner sink this stinking mess.

11/29/2005 8:50 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

You suggest that Bush fire Rumsfeld, but this kind of "happy" thinking in the face of reality seems almost calculated to raise Bush's opinion of his Defense Secretary rather than lower it. He's probably thinking of giving Rumsfeld a raise -- to Executive Secrectary of Defense, or something like that.

11/29/2005 9:47 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Please, no more calls for Bush to fire anyone because of their incompetence. Competence doesn't matter to Bush. Loyalty does. Loyalty to Bush is more important than service to country. L'etat, c'est moi.

And I don't understand people who are disillusioned with Bush. Wasn't it apparent in the 2000 race what kind of president he would be? The alcoholism, the lack of accomplishment until he was in his 40s, the string of failed businesses, his daddy's friends bailing him out again and again. This guy had everything handed to him: grandson of a Senator, son of a President, prep school, Yale, Harvard and he's a wash up until he hits his 40s and hooks up with Rove? Why would anyone have expected effective government from this clown?

11/29/2005 10:05 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I like that - Executive Secretary of Defense. How about Grand Poobah of Epiphanous Thoughts Regarding Wars and Stuff. He could wear a special hat.
My cat thinks about Irag more than he does.

11/29/2005 10:07 PM  
Blogger Ahistoricality said...

That's Orwellian. Humpty-Dumpty rules!

11/30/2005 5:45 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Don't have a legitimate gripe. Sigh. I seriously don't have a response to that that doesn't invove lots of arm waiving and a raised voice.

11/30/2005 8:38 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Rummy - Decided to help you and went to the OED. And CR you are right - no mention of "legitimate gripes" thought there is a mention of a "constituted authority" which I suppose the US forces in Iraq qualify for.

INSURGENT
A. adj.
1. Rising in active revolt. Also fig.
2. Of the sea or a flood: Surging up or rushing in.

B. n. One who rises in revolt against constituted authority; a rebel who is not recognized as a belligerent.

INSURGENCY
The quality or state of being insurgent; the tendency to rise in revolt; = prec.

INSURGENCE
The action of rising against authority; a rising, revolt.

INSURGE (rare) v
1. intr. To arise, spring up. (= OF. ensourdre, s'insurgir). Obs.
2. intr. Of the sea: To surge or rush in upon.
3. intr. To rise in opposition or insurrection against; to make insurrection, revolt. Obs.
4. trans. To stir up; to raise in tumult, hostility, or insurrection. Obs. exc. as nonce-wd.

11/30/2005 8:48 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Got this from Atrios, but since we are talking about language, it fits. Isn't IED an oxymoron? Improvised Explosive Device - If it is improvised, then I don't necessarily think it is created in a factory. If they indeed found a factory to produce these, then I think that qualifies them as actual munitions.

11/30/2005 9:21 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The power of language to influence thought is very strong. Goebbels & Orwell both recognized this nearly 3/4 of a century ago, one as practitioner, the other as critic. And with the power of mass media at its disposal, this effect is magnified.

What I find interesting is why Rummy sees the need to twist the language around the word "Insurgent." I think his objection is less about the use of the word, than about the lack of the use of the Chosen Word: "Terrorist."

"Terrorist," rightly or not, is a visceral word; we react to it instantly, on a purely emotional level. It's always bad, it's always associated with violence. Insurgent, however, requires an intellectual examination. Some insurgents throughout history have been on the "Right Side." Our own Minutemen, for example.

I think if you look, you'll find that Administration-speak, as used by McClelland, Bush, Cheney, Rumsfeld & Rice always chooses words and phrases that are not necessarily evocative of a negative . . . but that appeal directly to the emotions: Evil, Un-American, Terrorist, Warlord, with-us-or-with-the-terrorists, mission-accomplished, way-of-life.

Such words and phrases require no analysis. They *instantly* mean something, and they tend to mean the same thing to everyone. "Terrorist" always bad; "Mission Accomplished" always good.

No thought required. And that's exactly what they have in mind.

11/30/2005 9:29 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

what's the point? it's not like bush will fire rumsfeld and appoint somebody good. he would just appoint another hapless crony.

11/30/2005 11:20 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

There is nothing inexplicable about Bush's "slumber" as you call it. His moral, intellectual and leadership deficiencies were FULLY in evidence in 1999 when he first gained significant national attention (well, there was the TIME cover story of 1998 which anointed him as next prez, too). I imagine that you insert a line about being mystified as an excuse for your past support of Bush.
Face it---there was no excuse to support him, except greed. None.
You done wrong, and you realize it now, but don't pretend that it wasn't obvious how bad a President Bush would be. It was.

11/30/2005 11:38 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I think a lot of the support for Bush in 2000 came from the fact that the cabinet was seen as so strong. When their voices were silenced (Whitman at EPA, Powell at State, the Treasury guy) people started to see how bad it was, but by then, most of the country was enbroiled in the God, Guns and Gays debate, with a healthy dose of fear of a mushroom cloud mixed in. As I said in a previous post - This is your GOP, bought and paid for with the blood and treasure of our children. Not 'your' as in TCR, but 'your' as in any Bush voter/apologist.

11/30/2005 11:53 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Rumsfeld is on record as saying he has submitted his resignation twice. But the President would not allow it. I think Rumsfeld is a kind of shield for Bush. He takes the criticism so that Bush or someone else, *cough* Cheney, does not have to. In addition, letting Rumsfeld go would be an admission that he was not doing a good job. These guys do not make admissions of that sort.

Oh, and by the way, 277fia, the weapon the insurgents use is an IED. An IUD is a contraceptive. An understandable mistake, but I still laughed my ass off reading your post! :-)

11/30/2005 1:49 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Jeez, I though 277fia knew of some 'insurgent' strategy to fight the enemy by lowering their birthrate. Now that would take some improvisation.

11/30/2005 2:44 PM  
Blogger tregen said...

Fire him. Now.

11/30/2005 4:48 PM  
Blogger Ed M. said...

It's really quite remarkable.

I saw Mary Matalin this morning on the Today show firing off some poll stats "80% of Iraqis are hopeful for the future". Wow, like that means anything. The first thing that jumped to mind was that 80% of Iraqis want the U.S. out and I wondered if there was any correlation between the two and what they might be hopeful about.

12/01/2005 10:27 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hear hear, 277fia! I'll reaise a glass to UED's!

12/02/2005 2:32 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Nice post, I am on the same page re: Rummy.

12/03/2005 11:47 PM  
Blogger Red A said...

By the same token, we could fire MBA who talk about synergies or what not all the time. "We're not firing you, you were downsized."

Give Rummy a break. He has a lot on his plate.

Unless you wish to suggest a replacement that would do better...which is possible but I really wonder if all things would turn rosy by installing someone else.

12/06/2005 3:51 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

wait a second, exactly what would be the downside if we "cut and run"? does anyone REALLY think it could be a more dismal,dangerous and godforlorn place if those happy go lucky yanks just packed up their crap and split?

12/10/2005 2:21 AM  

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